Jed has been eating for as long as he can remember but has gotten better at it in recent years. Charlottesville is a great place to practice. Whether you want to improve your burger-eating after yard work or your caviar-smearing before going to the theater, Charlottesville can help. If you want to be Jed's friend, it's as easy as buying him a cheeseburger. You will then have limitless good will, until you steal a cheeseburger from Jed, at which time you will have limitless ill will, until you buy Jed a cheeseburger, and so on. Thanks for reading and stay tuned for more updates soon!